The Order of the Hundred
Hunderberg
membership begins at one hundred
Nach 100 gutem Essen · After 100 good meals, in one sitting
The Halls of the Order
Where the Club convenes.
Every hall below is licensed, verified, and bound by the fünf.
Bedlam Pub
1516 Wazee St # A
Ephemeral Tap & Bottle
2855 W. 25th Ave. Denver, CO 80211
The Hunderberg Hall
Denver, CO
Posology
One little bottle is digestion. One hundred is a calling.
The original was meant to be taken once, after a good meal, to feel pleasantly settled. We respect the formula entirely. We simply disagree about the quantity.
Prescribed Ritual · do not abbreviate
- 01Unwrap the straw paper with both thumbs. Keep it. It is your receipt.
- 02Hold to the light. The herbs of 43 countries should mildly judge you.
- 03Tip back. Do not sip. Sipping is for people on bottle four.
- 04Fold the empty into the paper. Place it on the Wall.
- 05Repeat ninety-nine further times. The stomach learns patience.
Ranks of the Order · earned, never bought
The road to one hundred has stations.
RANK · I
1
The Settled
Took one after dinner, as intended. Healthy. Reasonable. We pity you slightly.
RANK · II
10
The Committed
Has discovered the straw paper makes excellent confetti. Still standing.
RANK · III
50
The Halfway Saint
Speaks only in German now, despite not knowing German. Beloved by the staff.
RANK · IV
100
Hunderberger
Inducted for life. Receives the seal, the title, and a stern letter from a doctor.
„It was a digestif. We made it a destiny.“— Motto of the Hunderberg Club