Gegründet · For those who did not stop at one 44% Vol · 20 ml × 100 · A Feat of the Stomach

The Order of the Hundred

Hunderberg

membership begins at one hundred

Nach 100 gutem Essen · After 100 good meals, in one sitting

Begin the Hundert View the ranks

Posology

One little bottle is digestion. One hundred is a calling.

The original was meant to be taken once, after a good meal, to feel pleasantly settled. We respect the formula entirely. We simply disagree about the quantity.

Prescribed Ritual · do not abbreviate

  1. Unwrap the straw paper with both thumbs. Keep it. It is your receipt.
  2. Hold to the light. The herbs of 43 countries should mildly judge you.
  3. Tip back. Do not sip. Sipping is for people on bottle four.
  4. Fold the empty into the paper. Place it on the Wall.
  5. Repeat ninety-nine further times. The stomach learns patience.

The Wall of the Hundred · tap to record each

How far have you come?

00 / 100

A journey of one hundred begins with a single unwrapping.

Hereby inducted
Member of
The Hundred
Anno · Reluctantly

Ranks of the Order · earned, never bought

The road to one hundred has stations.

RANK · I

1

The Settled

Took one after dinner, as intended. Healthy. Reasonable. We pity you slightly.

RANK · II

10

The Committed

Has discovered the straw paper makes excellent confetti. Still standing.

RANK · III

50

The Halfway Saint

Speaks only in German now, despite not knowing German. Beloved by the staff.

RANK · IV

100

Hunderberger

Inducted for life. Receives the seal, the title, and a stern letter from a doctor.

It was a digestif. We made it a destiny.
— Motto of the Hunderberg Club